- The Bastard Operator From Hell - This is my new favorite site. It's a very long series of short stories about a Systems Admin who's a real prick. A guy at the Help Desk showed me this site, and let me tell you, it's everything that I wish I could do sometimes. No offense to any of you non-computer people, but sometimes you can be pretty freakin' stupid. It really is funny though.
- BOFH-style Excuse Server - I found this code when looking through BOFH websites. It's just like a webpage version of the excuse book used by The Bastard Operator From Hell himself! A definite must-see for fans. I liked it so much (not to mention the fact that it's a perl script for me to play with) that I decided to host my own little mirror.
- Funny E-Bay Listing - I saw this actual E-Bay listing after a buddy showed it to me. I thought it was so funny that I pulled down my own copy to post here in case E-Bay takes it down. I'm surprised somone actually bid on it...
- The Famed Deathclock - This fun little page is supposed to tell you when you're going to die. It actually just takes your sex and average life expectancy, subtracts your age, and gives you a countdown in seconds.
- Temple ov thee Lemur - This place is run by a bunch of funny guys who are into computer stuff. Their Potato Webserver, and Project E.U.N.U.C.H. are famous. Check them out!
- Leonard Nimoy Should Eat More Salsa Foundation - I haven't had much chance to look at this yet, but it seems that these guys think that the two best things in the world are Leonard Nimoy and salsa, so if you made Leonard Nimoy eat salsa all the time, you would create a super-human being. Uh....Interesting?
- Billy Dee Williams Should Eat More Salsa Foundation - What can I say? Biters...
- Papa Smurf is a Communist - This site explains quite a few things from my childhood. Why did Papa Smurf wear red? What communist leader does Papa Smurf most resemble? And of course: What does SMURF really stand for? I think this is a hilarious site. Phil thinks it "makes good points."
- David Hasselhoff is the Anti-Christ - Great site. 'Nuff said.
- Awesome Matrix-Style Shockwave Fight Scene - While this isn't really goofy, it's still very awesome with incredible effects. My helpdesk buddy Andy clued me into this.
- All Your Base... - While we're on the whole "Shockwave thing" I figured I'd pull out this gem from the "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" craze.
- Hyakugojyuuichi - A silly web craze...if anyone can tell me what it's supposed to mean, please drop me a line...I'll be over here scratching my eyes out... Actually, this was done by a 14 year-old kid who enjoys making fun of singing Japanese people. Go figure.
- Gellato Chocalato - Well, it seems that the Shockwave craze now also involves making fun of Latin music. I'm all about watching this, cause it's funnier then that wierd Japanese thing above.
- Troops - This is a Star Wars / COPS Spoof. Some people have too much time on their hands, but it sure is funny.
- Winnie The Pooh Worshiping Satan - This is a must see! Definitely the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
- What? - I don't know what this is. It's just random, and I'm personally disturbed by how funny I think it is.
- The Ebonics Airline Commercial - One of the all-time greatest comedy soundclips ever!
- "Bad Guys" - A picture of my good friend Russ and Me when we played the gangsters in "Kiss Me Kate." This was the best part I've ever had, and it was really good that I got to play opposite a friend I've had since Elementary School.
- JavaScript Random Chinese Restaurant Name Generator - This is a funny little program that was written by a friend of mine who noticed that all Chinese Restaurants use the same phrases in their names. He decided to have fun with this idea by randomly generating such names from a pool of phrases. First written as an Excel program, I decided to port it to JavaScript and put it up on the web.
- New and Improved PHP/JavaScript "Captain Underpants" Name Generator - Another goofy program originally written by my friend. For all those familiar with the "Captain Underpants" children's books, this program uses the naming system from those books to create a "Captain Underpants" name for you automatically. This one, like the Chinese Restaurant Name Generator, was originally written as an Excel Program, but was ported by me to JavaScript. Later, this became the first program that I re-wrote in PHP.
If you know of any others, please send me the files or URLs. If E-Mail is too slow, I can arrange an FTP transfer for files.
Last Updated - 1/11/02